Unit Speech

TERRAN:

SCV-

Acknowledgements:
SCV good to go sir.
Orders, captain?
I read you.
Reportin’ for duty.
Yes, sir?

Annoyances:
Come again cap’n?
I’m not readin’ you clearly.
You ain’t from around here, are you?
I can’t believe they put me in one of these things.
And now I got to put up with this too?
I told ‘em I was claustrophobic…I gotta get outta here!
I’m stuck in here tighter than a frog’s butt in a watermelon seed pipe.

Affirmations:
Right away sir!
Orders received.
Affirmative!
Roger that.

MARINE-

Acknowledgments:
Gimme something to shoot.
Standin’ by.
Jacked up and good to go.
Commander.

Annoyances:
We gotta move.
Are you gonna give me orders?
Oh my god, he’s whacked!
How ‘bout we frag this commander.
How do I get outta this chicken sh*t outfit?
You wanna piece of me boy?
If it weren’t for these damn neural implants, you’d be a smokin’ crater by now.

Affirmations:
Rock and roll!
Let’s move!
Outstanding!
Go, go, go!

FIREBAT-

Acknowledgements:
Need a light?
Fire it up!
You got my attention.
Yes?

Annoyances:
Is something burning?
Hah, that’s what I thought!
I love the smell of napalm.
Nothing like a good smoke.
You tryin’ to get invited to my next barbecue?
Got any questions about propane?
Or propane accessories?

Affirmations:
You’ve got it!
Let’s burn!
Naturally.
Slammin’!

MEDIC-

Acknowledgements:
Prepped and ready.
Where does it hurt?
Did someone page me?
Need medical attention?
State the nature of your medical emergency.

Annoyances:
I’ve already checked you out commander.
You want another physical?
Turn your head and cough.
Ready for your sponge bath?
His EKG is flatlining, get me a defib fast!
Clear…..PZZT!
He’s dead Jim.

Affirmations:
On my way!
Right away!
I’m on the job!
Stat!

GHOST-

Acknowledgements:
Somebody call for an exterminator?
Ghost reportin’.
I’m here.
Finally.
Call the shot.

Annoyances:
You call down the thunder.
And I’ll reap the whirlwind!
Keep it up…..I dare ya!
I’m about to overload my aggression inhibitors.

Affirmations:
Never know what hit ‘em!
I’m all over it!
I’m gone!
I hear that.

VULTURE-

Acknowledgements:
All right, bring it on!
I read ya, sir.
Somethin’ on your mind?
Yeah?
Whadda you want?

Annoyances:
Somethin’ you wanted?
I don’t have time to f*ck around!
You keep pushin me boy.
And I’ll scrap you along with the aliens!

Affirmations:
Oh, is that it?
No problem.
Yeah, I’m goin’.
I dig.

SIEGE TANK-

Acknowledgements:
Ready to roll out!
Orders, sir!
Destination?
Yes, sir!
Identify target!

Annoyances:
Da-da-da-dah-da, da-da-da-DAH-da!
I’m about to drop the hammer!
And I’ll dispense some indiscriminate justice!
What is your major malfunction?

Affirmations:
Move it!
Absolutely!
Proceedin’
Delighted to, sir!

GOLIATH-

Acknowledgements:
Systems functional.
Go ahead Taccom.
Comlink online.
Channel open.

Annoyances:
No SEC E29 on.
Check protocol…..initiating.
Running Level 1 diagnostic.
USDA selected.
FDIC approved.
Checklist completed…SOB!

Affirmations:
Target designated.
Confirmed.
Acknowledged HQ.
Navcom locked.

WRAITH-

Acknowledgments:
Wraith awaitin’ launch orders!
Standing by…
Transmit coordinates.
Go ahead commander.
Reportin’ in.

Annoyances:
Last transmission’s breakin’ up, come back…
I’m just curious, why am I so good?
I gotta get me one of these!
You know who the best star fighter in the fleet is?
Yours truly.
Everybody’s gotta die sometime, red.
I am invincible! That’s right.

Affirmations:
Coordinates received.
Attack formation.
Roger.
Vector locked in.

DROPSHIP-

Acknowledgements:
Can I take your order?
Destination?
Input coordinates.
Go ahead HQ.
I’m listenin’.

Annoyances:
When removing your overhead luggage…please be careful.
In case of a water landing, you may be used as a floatation device.
To hurl chunks, please use the vomit bag in front of you.
Keep your arms and legs inside until this ride comes to a full and complete stop.

Affirmations:
Strap yourselves in boys!
In transit HQ.
I copy that.
Buckle up!
Hang on, we’re in for some chop!
In the 5, 5 by 5.

SCIENCE VESSEL-

Acknowledgements:
Explorer reporting.
Transmit orders.
Receiving headquarters.
We have you on visual.
Ah! Greetings command!

Annoyances:
I like the cut of your gib.
E=mc…..doh, let me get my notepad!
Ahhhh, fusion, eh? I’ll have to remember that!
Who set all these lab monkeys free?
I think we may have a gas leak!
Do any of you fools know how to shut off this infernal contraption?
Ah, the ship, out of danger?

Affirmations:
Excellent!
Let’s roll!
Commencing!
Affirmative, sir!

BATTLECRUISER-

Acknowledgements:
Battlecruiser operational.
All crews reporting.
Receiving transmission.
Hailing frequencies open.
Good day commander.

Annoyances:
Identify yourself.
Shields up, weapons online.
Not equipped with shields, well then, buckle up!
We are getting way behind schedule.
I really have to go number 1!

Affirmations:
Set a course.
Make it happen.
Take it slow.
Engage.

VALKYRIE-

Acknowledgements:
Valkyrie prepared.
Don’t keep me waiting.
I’m eager to help.
Achtung!

Annoyances:
Need something destroyed?
This is very interesting, but stupid.
I have ways of blowing things up!
You’re being very naughty!
Who’s your mommy?
Blucher!
(Neigh)

Affirmations:
Perfect!
It’s showtime!
Of course, my dear.
Ja vol.
Achtung.

ZERG:

Mostly animal noises.
You have to hear them, they’re interesting.

INFESTED TERRAN-

Acknowledgments:
Live for the swarm.
Prepare to die.
Sacrifice me.
Ready to serve.
Ready to kill.

Annoyances:
But I am strong!
I am secure.
I am served.

Affirmations:
Yes.
For the Overmind!
Gladly.
Immediately.

PROTOSS:
(^=Protoss language)

PROBE-

Acknowledgments:
Mechanical noises.

Annoyances:
Mechanical noises

Affirmations:
Sounds like some Protoss language.
Owwww…..
Ohhh boy….

ZEALOT-

Acknowledgements:
My life for Aiur.
^Isorachoo.
^Gee, ous.
I long for combat.
What battle calls?

Annoyances:
^En Taro Adun.
All for the empire.
Doom to all who threaten the homeworld.

Affirmations:
^Dao Gola.
Honor guide me.
For Adun.
Thus I serve.

DRAGOON-

Acknowledgments:
Awaiting instructions.
I have returned.
Receiving.
^Zok Telagas.
Make use of me.
^Golas soos.

Annoyances:
Input command.
I am needed?
Transmit.
Unauthorized transmission.
Encourage protocol.
Drop your weapons, you have 15 seconds to comply.
5,4,3,2,1, FOOM!

Affirmations:
Initiating.
For vengeance.
^Nagatsoon.
Commencing.
Confirmed.
^Ne Chola.
^Luktai.

HIGH TEMPLAR-

Acknowledgements:
Kasar the templari.
Your thoughts?
^Zerak.
State thy being.
I heed thy call.

Annoyances:
Your thoughts betray you.
I see you have an appetite for destruction.
And you learn to use your illusions.
But I find your lack of control disturbing.

Affirmations:
You think as I do.
It shall be done.
^Itak!
My path is set.

ARCHON-

Acknowledgements:
The merging is complete.
Power overwhelming.
We burn.
We need focus.
^Tosoka.

Annoyances:
You all look so different on this side.
Break on though.
It’s beautiful.
They should’ve sent a poet.

Affirmations:
Destroy.
Annihilate.
Obliterate.
Eradicate.

DARK TEMPLAR-

Acknowledgements:
^Adun Toridas.
^Narez Gulio.
Yes?
^Zaraschuna.
I’m waiting.

Annoyances:
Your taunts are ill-advised, templar.
Do not provoke me into violence.
You could no more evade my wrath.
Than you could your own shadow.

Affirmations:
Very well.
For Aiur.
^Nerma.
So be it.

DARK ARHCON-

Acknowledgements:
We are as one!
Must have energy.
Thoughts in chaos.
Must feed.

Annoyances:
Must consume.
Or oblivion will take us.
We hear you.
Adun save me!
Darkness overpowering.

Affirmations:
We move.
(Screech)
We go.
Obliterate.

SHUTTLE-

Acknowledgements:
Mechanical sounds.

Annoyances:
Mechanical sounds.

Affirmations:
Mechanical sounds.

REAVER-

Acknowledgements:
Mechanical sounds.

Annoyances:
Mechanical sounds.

Affirmations:
Mechanical sounds,

OBSERVER-

Acknowledgements:
Mechanical sounds

Annoyances:
I sense a soul in search of answers…
I saw like a … Ach! A huge, gargantuan, swollen, bloated mushroom!
One small step for man, one giant…STOP POKING ME!
(Singing:In the age of chaos, in the age of chaos, two factions battled for dominance.) Warcraft spy…

Affirmations:
Mechanical sounds.

SCOUT-

Acknowledgements:
Teleport successful.
Awaiting command.
^Choron.(Cho’Gall)
Contact.
Standing by.

Annoyances:
Signal unstable.
Psionic link is dissipating.
Adjusting neural transmission.
(Bleep, bloop, …)
Psionic link reengaged.

Affirmations:
It will be done.
Kick ass.
^Kokola.
Lucas acknowledged.

CARRIER-

Acknowledgements:
Carrier has arrived.
Your command?
^Yo tross.
^Nich noo!
Instructions.

Annoyances:
Our enemies are legion.
And still you procrastinate!
Command, or you will be relieved.
This is not an idle threat.

Affirmations:
^Dao Ju.
Affirmative.
Commencing.
^Koko Jula.

ARBITER-

Acknowledgements:
Warp field stabilized.
We feel your presence.
We are vigilant.
^Ter adun!
^Duras!

Annoyances:
We sense a soul in search of answers.
Do you seek knowledge of time travel?
We take that as a yes.
And now for your first lesson.(Laughter)
(Static) Do you seek knowledge of time travel?

Affirmations:
In Khas name.
^Jekabato.
^Deram.

CORSAIR-

Acknowledgements:
It is a good day to die!
I stand ready.
Let us attack.
May I be of service?
Ready for battle.

Annoyances:
Look at all the pretty lights.
I wonder what this button does…
I think this was a big mistake.
(Drunken singing)
(Drunken singing)
Zephram Cochran, is that you?
What did you do to your hair?

Affirmations:
Ah! At last!
Excellent!
I thought you’d see my way.
^Adun Toridas.

Hero Speech

Terran Civilian
“I wanna be all I can be.”
“I tell you what, I think I’ll join up.”
“I’m a little claustrophobic, though.”
“Hope they don’t put me in any tight spaces…”
“Eh, what the hell, I need that college money.”

Jim Raynor (Marine, Vulture, & Battlecruiser hero)
“Hey, quit it!”
“What’s your problem, man?”
“Look, Commander, do you mind?”
“I knew I shoulda stayed in bed this morning…”

Sarah Kerrigan (Ghost heroine)
“Easily amused, huh?”
“Doesn’t take a telepath to know what you’re thinking.”
“You get off on annoying people, don’t you?”
“You may have time to play games…”
“…but I’ve got a job to do.”

Edmund Duke (Siege Tank & Battlecruiser hero)
“Been a general for 15 years…”
“…now I’m takin’ orders from a pup.”
“This Korhal outfit is a mess.”
“Y’all need some good old-fashioned discipline!”
“That’s what you need…”

Samir Duran (Ghost hero) -Duran’s Infested form also uses these quotes, but in a slightly Zergier voice.
“Is there a problem?”
“Hahahaha! I like your style, friend.”
“But I think you’re getting a little too familiar.”
“I don’t believe we’ve met.”
“I am Duran. Who are you?”
“I told you my name, it’s Duran! Duran!”
“What’s so funny?”
“Please, please! Tell me now!”
“Is there something I should know?”

Fenix (Zealot & Dragoon hero)
“I fear no enemy…”
“…for the Khala is my strength!”
“I fear not death…”
“…for our strength is eternal!”

Tassadar (High Templar & Carrier hero)
“Speak quickly, Executor!”
“I don’t have time for games!”
“I was Executor long before you…”
“…so do not try my patience!”

Zeratul (Dark Templar hero)
“You have persecuted us for generations…”
“…and now you beg us to aid you?”
“We will do what we must…”
“…but we do it for Aiur, not you.

Artanis (Scout hero)
“Explain this odd behavior.”
“Stop poking me!”
“What do I look like, an orc?”
“This is not Warcraft in Space!”
“It’s much more… sophisticated!”
“Know it’s not 3-D!”

Infested Kerrigan
“You begin to annoy me, Cerebrate…”
“… but DON’T think I need you.”
“Should you become a nuisance…”
“…I’ll kill you myself!”